[10:36] <memoryproblems> some people just need to pull the stick out of their ass lol
[10:36] <Ruggerdawg[Echelon]> and put them back in, and out, and in, and out. ;p
[10:37] * memoryproblems facepalms

06[23:56] * @Matthew117 giggles and claps, expecting more
01[23:57] <aboooe> Sh'up you little girl. :£
01[23:57] <aboooe> :3*
03[23:59] * You were kicked by Matthew117 (I am not little!)
02[23:59] * Attempting to rejoin channel #RubberDucky
03[23:59] * Rejoined channel #rubberducky
03[23:59] * Topic is '1,8Welcome to the Official Channel of Rubber Ducky Division! Enjoy your stay! *QUACK*4,0 Visit us at http://www.RubberDuckyDivision.com <3 Quack if you're down!'
03[23:59] * Set by Augusta on Sun Feb 21 18:53:51
Session Time: Thu Feb 25 00:00:00 2010
[00:01] <%CombatPope|TGH[VoD]> lolol
01[00:02] <aboooe> But your a girl?
[00:03] <@Matthew117> <_<
[00:03] <@Matthew117> >_>
[00:03] <@Matthew117> ...no...
01[00:03] <aboooe> I lie the delayed reply to that..
01[00:03] <aboooe> Something your not telling us Matty?
01[00:05] <aboooe> like(
01[00:05] <aboooe> like**
[00:06] <@Matthew117> Yeah, my name is Natalie - I'm just RP'ing a guy because you're all jerks!
[00:06] <@Matthew117> ...what do you think?! lmao
06[00:08] * aboooe is worried..
01[00:08] <aboooe> I've been cybering a girl..
01[00:08] <aboooe> Now I'm dissapointed.
[00:08] <@Matthew117> XD
01[00:09] <aboooe> :/
01[00:09] <aboooe> Im seriously worried..
[00:10] <@Matthew117> <_>
[00:10] <%CombatPope|TGH[VoD]> cant stick it in a disk drive aboooe
03[00:11] * wildKat[Echelon] (wildkat@CF99A15B.DF441FFB.FD10EAC4.IP) has joined #rubberducky
01[00:15] <aboooe> Sometimes, I really do worry about you Matty
[00:16] <@Matthew117> Says the 12 y/o soon-to-be father? :smug:
01[00:16] <aboooe> 12?
01[00:17] <aboooe> My dear friend, at the young age of 12. I'd off stood on top of her naked and asked if we were doing it yet..
[00:18] <@Matthew117> ...sometimes, I really do worry about you aboooe
01[00:18] <aboooe> Lol
01[00:18] <aboooe> Touche

[06:41] <&Tela[Not_Here]> What's the over/under on hours before someone whines about the banner and says it makes us look unprofessional or something silly.
[06:42] * Pecenipicek (pecenipice@coldfront-C361C6BB.xnet.hr) has joined #echelon-private
[06:42] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Pecenipicek
[06:42] <@Matthew117> Well... aboooe/OW will lol, so it'd have to be a Yank... almost 6am?
[06:42] <&Tela[Not_Here]> 6:42 here
[06:42] <&Tela[Not_Here]> Hi Pece
[06:42] <@Pecenipicek> hi...
[06:43] <@Matthew117> Oh, well <3 hours.
[06:43] <@Pecenipicek> just woke up 5 mins ago
[06:43] <@Matthew117> Heya pece
[06:43] * Pecenipicek is now known as Pece[Ech]
[06:43] <@Pece[Ech]> and its noon and 43 minutes :p
[06:44] <&Tela[Not_Here]> Psht. Wrong side of the pond.
[06:44] <@Pece[Ech]> who's the arsemaster who put the kiddy drawing as the banner on the forums?

<@otherworld[echelon]> still a decent flow of recruits
<@aboooe[away|lurking]> Agreed.
* @aboooe[away|lurking] finally has something to do
<@otherworld[echelon]> lol
<@otherworld[echelon]> aboooe with responsibility? what have we done? D:
<@aboooe[away|lurking]> Hey, I can safely say I can do IA work..
<@aboooe[away|lurking]> Rofl I just accidently pmd myself..
<@otherworld[echelon]> ...nice

<@memoryproblems> being 14 is immoral aboooe.
<@memoryproblems> therefore, your going to hell.
<@aboooe[away|lurking]> I think I'm already there, for sex before marriage
<@aboooe[away|lurking]> But I'll see you there, mate.
<@aboooe[away|lurking]> Devils spawn.
<@memoryproblems> hey now
<@memoryproblems> i'm an angel
<@memoryproblems> well...
<@aboooe[away|lurking]> Angels have horns?
<@memoryproblems> i made your girlfriend see god?
<@memoryproblems> so... i figure i must be an angel
<@aboooe[away|lurking]> Lol
<@memoryproblems> she was all like
<@memoryproblems> 'oh god!!! i'm cummin!!!'
<@memoryproblems> and i was all like
<@memoryproblems> 'you like it in the ass, don't you, you dirty whore'
<@aboooe[away|lurking]> She faked it Mp, it was that small you barely penetrated her.
<@memoryproblems> uh huh,
<@aboooe[away|lurking]>
<@memoryproblems> don't try to hide the fact that you are embarrassed about your dwarf penis by making up malicious lies about me.
<@memoryproblems> but its not your fault, it'll grow once you hit puberty

<~Ruggerdawg[Echelon]> TRY KICKING THIS
<&otherworld> K
<~Ruggerdawg[Echelon]> Yeah, that's what I thought.
* ChanServ sets mode: -q Ruggerdawg[Echelon]
-ChanServ:#echelon- DEPROTECT command used for Ruggerdawg[Echelon] by otherworld
* Ruggerdawg[Echelon] was kicked by otherworld (otherworld)
<@Scipio> LOL

Not amazing but I lol'ed

[18:20] <Caffine[Ronin]> So Echelon, tell us about your alliance
[18:20] * Caffine[Ronin] is now known as Caffine[Echelon]
[18:20] <Caffine[Echelon]> Well, we're a warrior alliance
[18:20] <Caffine[Echelon]> Born of Fire, Bound by Blood
[18:20] * Caffine[Echelon] is now known as Caffine[Ronin]
[18:20] <Caffine[Ronin]> Oh, that's cool
[18:20] * Caffine[Ronin] is now known as Caffine[Echelon]
[18:20] <Caffine[Echelon]> yeah

[22:42] <~Caffine[Echelon]> So AirMe
[22:43] <~Caffine[Echelon]> Tell me about Ronin, what do you guys stand for? Tell me about the history of your alliance.
[22:44] <@don_bidarian[gee]> dont ask hard questions >.>
06[22:44] * &AirMe[Ronin] shoots caffine in the head
06[22:44] * &AirMe[Ronin] walks out
[22:44] <~Caffine[Echelon]> hehe
01[22:44] <@aboooe[away|lurking]> Lol
[22:44] <~Caffine[Echelon]> I get that alot
01[22:45] <@aboooe[away|lurking]> What, people walking out disappointed in you?
01[22:45] <@aboooe[away|lurking]>
[22:45] <&AirMe[Ronin]> zing

<~Tela[Not_Here]> I'm playing runescape.
<&Dawg-gone[Echelon]> runescape? lol. I don't know what that is, but I saw how you described it.
<~Tela[Not_Here]> WoW for retards, sums it up nicely.
<&Dawg-gone[Echelon]> I'm addicted to Mafia WArs... but it's one of those things that you can't really do once you run out of energy or stamnia. So you can' play for 16 housr at a time.
<~Tela[Not_Here]> lol I hate those games. I've played too many of them over the years. (Even before emobook)
<~Tela[Not_Here]> I want to get my monkey greegree in RS.
<~Tela[Not_Here]> So I can turn into a monkey.
<&Dawg-gone[Echelon]> I got Plants vs. Zombies for my iPhone, which I think might have fewer levels than the pc based game. I played for about 6 days straight until I essentially "beat it" I got all of the achievements.
<~Tela[Not_Here]> lol
<~Tela[Not_Here]> I have call of duty: WaW on my nextel
<~Tela[Not_Here]> Nextel..Not really a good phone for games.
<&Dawg-gone[Echelon]> did you just say, monkey greegree?
<~Tela[Not_Here]> Yes, monkey greegree!
<&Dawg-gone[Echelon]> So you can turn into a monkey?
<~Tela[Not_Here]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Hgu2XPxeY
<~Tela[Not_Here]> skip to about :50
<&Dawg-gone[Echelon]> okay, before I continue, look at the pic of who posted that!
<&Dawg-gone[Echelon]> http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/G64J7HcwdgM/default.jpg
<~Tela[Not_Here]> Yeah, game is full of little kids.
<&Dawg-gone[Echelon]> And how old are you again?
<&Dawg-gone[Echelon]> Umm....
* &Dawg-gone[Echelon] goes to find others. "We need an intervention, STAT!"
<~Tela[Not_Here]> lol
<~Tela[Not_Here]> Matt said that last night.
<~Tela[Not_Here]> But it's not ALL kids.
<~Tela[Not_Here]> I've met people older than me.
<&Dawg-gone[Echelon]> uh huh
<~Tela[Not_Here]> But it is amusing sometimes. Kids run around that game and are like "Wanna be my GF"?
<~Tela[Not_Here]> I'm like "I'm 32 years old. Go to your room."

(21:41:04) Comrade Fell: and im STILL not drinking
(21:41:10) Solidus: Nice
(21:41:16) Solidus: <girlfriend> happy?
(21:41:40) Comrade Fell: Of course, but she never knew the full extent of it
(21:42:07) Comrade Fell: i.e getting pass out drunk just about every night of the week for several years lol
(21:42:23) Solidus: heh
(21:42:33) Comrade Fell: by cutting down a little before I stopped, I avoided withdrawals
(21:42:34) Comrade Fell:
(21:42:37) Solidus: Well I'm sure your liver is happy
(21:42:57) Comrade Fell: No, my liver is a WWII vet - he always thinks he could have done more

* &Otherworld leaves another crate of beer in the middle of the room
* %FreddieMercury sees Tela sit on the crate, and the crate disappear into her vagina
<&Otherworld> Many men have lost their lives in a similar way :/
<%FreddieMercury> Perhaps she has the room to keep them all alive
<&Otherworld> I think you're exagerating her vaginal space
<%FreddieMercury> You know, that could make for a good TV show
<&Otherworld> Im not sure who the target audience would be..
<%FreddieMercury> It'd be like a poignant slice of life in Tela's vagina
* Otherworld is now known as Otherworld[echelon]
<%FreddieMercury> it'd be a family show
<%FreddieMercury> with a laugh track
<&Otherworld[echelon]> hmmm
<&Otherworld[echelon]> as awesome as it might be.. not sure there would be enough appeal for it.
<%FreddieMercury> You know what they said about the beatles before they became big?
<%FreddieMercury> "You're a bunch of big vaginas"
<%FreddieMercury> well, not really
<%FreddieMercury> but you get the point
<&Otherworld[echelon]> but how would they film it?
<&Otherworld[echelon]> and wouldnt any actor just keep gagging on the horrible smell?
<%FreddieMercury> Well, we would need to film most of it on a set, because explosions would be an integral part of the show
<%FreddieMercury> Tela's vagina could probably contain the explosion, but it's hard to keep the actors safe from it in there
<&Otherworld[echelon]> ok.. I think this is actually sounding quite awesome
<%FreddieMercury> I know who is perfect for this part: Morgan Freeman
<%FreddieMercury> The first black man Tela had sex with
<&Otherworld[echelon]> First? There were more?
<%FreddieMercury> It has to be a big cast
<%FreddieMercury> We could have a subplot where Tom Cruise was once in Tela, but was able to escape
<%FreddieMercury> and thus he turns to scientology to get over his trauma
<&Otherworld[echelon]> bringing up scientology in anything is just fail :/
<%FreddieMercury> It brings contrast to the show
<&Otherworld[echelon]> But how would tom cruise escape? Her vagina is so big not even houdini escaped.
<%FreddieMercury> You know the movie Top Gun?
<%FreddieMercury> That's how.

01[16:03] <aboooe> I don't think any women should be allowed to play cn.
01[16:04] <aboooe> 'cept Tela as she's virtually a man.
[16:04] <Neo_Anglia> lol
01[16:04] <aboooe> Haha yeah man just sucks it was you.
[16:04] <Neo_Anglia> hermaphrodite
01[16:04] <aboooe> Lol
[16:04] <Neo_Anglia> she's all woman, but with a dick
01[16:04] <aboooe> *shudders*
[16:05] <Neo_Anglia> just think of it as a large clitoris and don't bend over
01[16:05] <aboooe> LOL
01[16:05] <aboooe> I think this is quote worthy.
[16:06] <Neo_Anglia> waiting for that to end up in IRC quotes lol